I Am Dave...

Genius, Artist, Wallpaper Hanger, Philanthropist, Pan Flute Afficionado, and sometimes Batman. 

I am a walking contradiction. I love lobster but am frightened of Paella. 

I think people are generally pretty stupid but I love when they listen to me. 

I find comics immensely interesting but I think that Superman can be a giant douchebag sometimes.

I am loud, crass, I curse too much and crave constant attention for the littlest things so I post here in hopes of being discovered by thousands and thousands of followers so I can convince those companies who place little ads all over the freakin internet to place them here so I can retire and sit around doing nothing.

This is my dream.